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Welcome to Your Private Boardroom.

Seven brilliant minds assisting you in making the best decision possible. No matter what.

Stop guessing. The Acorn Boardroom is the only place where objective reality is engineered. We convene a private, sovereign council of seven elite AI models to ruthlessly stress-test your strategy. They do not just "chat." They debate. They vote. They verify. If you haven't brought your decision here, you haven't truly vetted it.

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Session Options

Pay once. No subscription required. Session data is erased upon completion.

Voice Session
Full Council
60 minutes with all 7 AI advisors
$10
  • Speak naturally — the council listens and responds
  • Seven distinct AI voices in conversation
  • Upload up to 2 documents for analysis
  • Downloadable transcript and recommendations
  • All session data erased after completion
Voice Pack
Extended Time
2 hours of session time
$18 / pack
Save $2 vs. single sessions
  • Use across multiple sessions
  • All voice features included
  • Credits do not expire
Voice Bundle
Ongoing Access
5 hours of session time
$40 / bundle
Save $10 — best value
  • For complex or ongoing decisions
  • Priority processing
  • Credits do not expire
Prefer text-only? Text sessions available for $5 (60 minutes, no voice)

The Council

Seven AI systems, each bringing distinct analytical frameworks and perspectives.

🔒 All models run on secure private cloud infrastructure via Together.AI — no data is shared with, scraped by, or accessible to the original model creators.

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Venus
Session Moderator
Acorn AI
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Nemotron
Strategic Analysis
NVIDIA
🔍
DeepSeek
Data & Evidence
DeepSeek
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GPT-OSS
Practical Solutions
OpenAI-derived
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Gemma
Ethical Considerations
Google
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Qwen
Alternative Analysis
Alibaba
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Llama
Devil's Advocate
Meta

For Serious Decisions

The Boardroom exists for moments when the stakes are real. Decision paralysis. Impasse. Crossroads. We're here when it matters.

Decision Paralysis
Too many options. Too many unknowns. Let seven AI systems help you cut through the noise and identify what actually matters.
Impasse Assistance
Stuck between two paths? The council debates both sides, stress-tests assumptions, and surfaces considerations you may have missed.
Professional Role Play
Practice for high-stakes negotiations, investor pitches, difficult conversations, or interviews with realistic pushback.
Career Decisions
Evaluating job offers, negotiating compensation, planning transitions, or reviewing your resume before a critical application.
Contract & Document Review
Upload a contract, proposal, or agreement for the council to identify key terms, potential concerns, and questions to ask.
Business Strategy
Stress-test a business idea, evaluate partnerships, prepare for investor conversations, or gut-check a major pivot.

How It Works

A straightforward process designed for clarity, not complexity.

1
Begin Your Session
Purchase access and enter immediately. No account required.
2
Present Your Situation
Speak or type. Upload documents if relevant. The council listens.
3
Observe the Deliberation
Seven AIs analyze your situation, surface considerations, and discuss perspectives.
4
Receive Your Deliverables
Download your transcript and recommendations. Session data is then erased.
Important Notice

The Acorn Boardroom provides AI-generated perspectives for informational and educational purposes only. This service does not constitute professional legal, financial, medical, or therapeutic advice. All insights are simulated analyses and should be considered as one input among many in your decision-making process. You are solely responsible for your decisions and their outcomes. By using this service, you acknowledge these terms. No session data is retained after your session concludes.